fortunes

My 4th hour TA brought me some fortune cookies from Panda Express today. They tasted good, I have to say. The fortunes inside were quite good. Just read them below; I think you should.

"You will step onthe soil of many countries" in the bathroom. Too true,
too true.

"Now is the time to set your sights high and 'go for it'"
in the bathroom. Just not too high, you might miss, if you know what I
mean. ;-)

Yes, you may say, this man is crude. You may well be right, and that's not rude. But, please, don't be put off. It is simply to get you to laugh. (FYI: you have to use an "ah" sound in laugh to make it work.)

Thank you.