student quote

background: a student is walking around, but not very well, bumping into things. I asked, "What are you on?" She looked at me, then the ground, and said:

"Uhhhh, the floor."
~B.B. (4th period)

student quote

"My mom literally killed me this morning."

~M.G. (4th period)

He meant nearly.

student quote

background: I had used the word "idiocy," a student didn't believe it was a real word, so I sent him to the dictionary.

"Idiocy is in the i's, right?"
~M.J. (4th period)

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"Pictate's a word!"

~M.J. (4th period)

student quote

background: I said, "The word begins with 'g' and ends with 'oal'."

"Generator."
~M.G. (4th period)